I have no idea who wrote this (since I seem to be familiar with only two names from the poll's list, so I voted for the more familiar one by default) but I wanted to say, for-now-unknown-author, re: this story: Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Also, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. I would marry you and have your kids, but that the offer would negate the spirit of the unending thankfulness I'm floating on right now. P.S. thank you.